151.Boredomamusesonlyitscritics.Theystruggleagainsttheirownlassitudetokeeptheirindignationuptodate.TheodorAdorno:"Theteamsofmodernsport,whoseinteractionissopreciselyregulatedthatnomemberhasanydoubtabouthisrole,andwhichprov
ideareserveforeveryplayer,havetheirexactcounterpartinthesexualteamsofJuliette,whichemployeverymomentusefully,neglectnohumanorifice,andcarryouteveryfunction.Intensive,purposefulactivityprevailsinspiritineverybranchofmasscul
ture,whiletheinadequatelyinitiatedspectatorcannotdivinethedifferenceinthecombinations,orthemeaningofvariations,bythearbitrarilydeterminedrules."Ingamespace,porno,likesport,nowhasitsstarpitchersandhitters,specialistsforever
yposition,andtheinadequatelyinitiatedspectatoronceagaincannotdivinethedifferenceinthecombinations,orthemeaningofvariations,bythearbitrarilydeterminedrules.Butitisthesametoowithcriticaltheory,whichbecomesformallyindistingui
shablefrompornography.Thispornographyoftheconceptisameresubsetofgamespace,ahypocriticaltheory,withdifferentspecialists,playingbydifferentrules-equallyworthyofdeSade.152.AspectacletauntsAmerica-thespectacleofitsownboredom."
Thisspecterofboredom,anexquisitelybeautifulyoungmanwhoyawnsandwalksaroundwithabutterflynettocatchgoldfish.Hecarriesinhispocketapedometer,apairofnailscissors,apackofcards,andallsortsofgamesbasedonopticalillusions.Hereadsalo
udthewordingonpostersandsigns.Heknowsthenewspapersbyheart.Hetellsstoriesthatnobodylaughsat.HepassesahandofshadowsoverhiseyesÉpunctuatinghiswordswithaterribleexpletive:What'sthegood?Hecannotseeaknobonanelectricdialwithouttu
rningit,ahousewithoutvisitingit,athresholdwithoutcrossingit,abookwithoutbuyingit.What'sthegood?Allwithoutcuriosityorpleasurebutsimplybecauseonehastodosomething,andbecausehereweareallthesame,afterall.AndwhatwasthisALLwhichs
wellsupinthevoicethatpronouncesit?"TheSurrealistpoetLouisAragonprovidestheanswer,aswellasthequestion:nothing.Boredomisnothing,nothingness,thefaintesttouchofthevoid.Inboredomyouopentowardsomethingthatdoesnotopeninreturn.Itl
eavesnothingbutindifference,neitheronenortheother,thegrungeoftime,thelintthatstickstoallthingsdigital.153.AsthatinconsolablephilosopherArthurSchopenhauerwrites:"Work,worry,toilandtroubleareindeedthelotofalmostallmentheirwh
olelifelong.Andyetifeverydesireweresatisfiedassoonasitarosehowwouldmenoccupytheirlives,howwouldtheypassthetime?Imaginethisracetransportedto[anA]topiawhereeverythinggrowsofitsownaccordandturkeysflyaroundready-roasted,wherel
oversfindoneanotherwithoutanydelayandkeeponeanotherwithoutanydifficulty:insuchaplacesomemenwoulddieofboredomorhangthemselves....".Asthistopologyoffunandgamesspreadsandcongeals,carvingoutmagickingdomsindifferenttoworkandsuf
fering,itcarrieswithinitthestrangeectoplasmthatbothdrivesitandcanoverturnit-boredom.InourfantasmicAmerica,adigitallogisticssendsturkeysflyingaroundthehighwaysready-roasted.Theycomehometoroostinthefrozenfoodssection.Loversm
eetwithfleetingeaseontheinternet,andafterwardsrankandratetheirencounters,accordingtoarbitrarilydeterminedrules.Andmanydo,indeed,dieofboredom.Eveniftheydon'tknowit.Thereservearmiesoftheboredzombietheearth,fiddlingwiththeirc
ellphones,checkingtheirwatches.Boredomisthemeterofhistory.154.Ifhistoryisanendlesslistofthingsthatshouldnothavehappened;boredomiswhatrefusesnottohappen.Historydistractsitselfwithheroicfablesaboutthestruggletowrestfreedomfr
omnecessity.Suchiscivilization,nottomentionCivilizationIII.Historyhassomuchlesstosayaboutthedecisivemomentwhenfreedomfromnecessityactuallyarrives.Neithercivilization,norCivilizationIII,knowswhattodoattheend,exceptperhapsdr
eamofasequelthatismoreofthesame.JohnBerger:"Necessityproducesbothtragedyandcomedy.Itiswhatyoukissandbangyourheadagainst."Withoutnecessity,thestorylinefalters.Buzzcocks:"I'mlivinginthismovie,butitdoesn'tmoveme."Whatmightbet
hecontentofthispositivefreedom,notfreedomfrombutfreedomto?Atsuchtimes,thereisnothingbutboredom,thestickylingeringwithnothingnessitself.Thisisthemomentofdanger.CyrilConnolly:"TheboredomofSundayafternoon,whichdrovedeQuinceyt
osmokeopium,alsogavebirthtoSurrealism:hourspropitiousformakingbombs."155."Onthewholeasocietyalwaysproducesmorethanisnecessaryforitssurvival;ithasasurplusatitsdisposal.Itispreciselytheuseitmakesofthissurplusthatdeterminesit
."SowritestherogueSurrealistGeorgesBataille.Thissurplusmaybegatheredupanddispersedinspiritualquestsorinmakinglifeoverasaworkofart.Itcanbesquanderedonbombs.Oritcanbeinvestedalongthelinesofstrategicexpansionoreconomicaccumul
ation.Thisinvestment,thislayingdownofnewlines,buildingfromtopictotopographytotopology,onlyincreasesthesurplus,andpostponesandmultipliestheproblem:Whattodowiththeidlecapacitiesofapeople?Whattodowithenergiesthatsoeasilyspill
overintoriotorrevolt?What'sthegood?Boredomistheambivalentgiftofthesurplus.Boredomarisesoutoftheabsenceofnecessity,ofayes,ano,astraightline.Boredomdemandsnewnecessities,andifnotgrantedthem-producesitsown.Historyisastrugglet
owrestnecessityfromboredom.Inthisrestlessage,there'snothingtheywon'tdotoraisethestandardofboredomundertheflagofnecessity.Constantrevolutionizingofseduction,uninterrupteddisturbanceofallconsumerrelations,everlastinguncertai
ntyanddistraction,distinguishthemilitaryentertainmentcomplexfromallearlierpowers.Itmuststayonestepaheadofboredom,withwhichitdeludesandwithwhichitcolludes.156.Topologythreadsallspacestogether,caveaftercave,eachasludicrousas
thenext.Nowonderpeoplefindtheirleisureasdullastheirwork-leisureiswork.HowtimeschangeÉ.KarlMarx:"Theworking-daycontainsthefull24hours,withthedeductionofthefewhoursofreposewithoutwhichlabor-powerabsolutelyrefusesitsservicesa
gainÉTimeforeducation,forintellectualdevelopment,forthefulfillingofsocialfunctionsandforsocialintercourse,forthefree-playobodilyandmentalactivity,eventheresttimeofSunday(andthatinacountryofSabbatarians!)Ñmoonshine!"Butth
atmoonshinehasbecomelegitimatebusiness.Thefreetimeavailableforeducation,culture,sport,evenfaith,wereoncethehard-wonfruitsoflabor'sstruggletofreetimefromwork.Thisfreetimegaverisetoheterotopiasofsportandartthatatleastheldthe
intoxicatingillusionofautonomyfromthenecessityofwork.Nowtheybecomework,disguisedasgames,justasgamesbecomethedisguiseofworkitself.Thesportingmetaphorsandslogansmigratefromleisuretowork-andbackagain.Theyceasetobemetaphorsand
becomemeredescriptions,inalanguagestrippedofanytermsotherthanthoseofcompetition.Almosteverymomentissweptintoarelentlessagon.157.Andasforthoseslacktimesbetweenengagements,whoknowswhattodowiththem?Youaresitting,forexample,in
thetastelessdepartureloungeofsomeprovincialairport.Itisfourhoursuntilyourflight,which-ofcourse-isdelayed.Theshopsaroundareuninspiring.Youdohaveabookinyourbackpack.It'sHeidegger,boughtonimpulse.Shallyouread?No.Orthinkthroug
hsomeproblem?No.Orplaygamesonyourhandheld?Noteven.Youareunableto.Youlookatthedeparturesandarrivalsonthescreen.Youlookattheclock,again.Youcountthechairs.Youwalkupanddown.Topassthetimeyoulookatthestoresintheairportmall,butth
eyallseemmereclonesofeachother,orofstoresinotherchains.Look,thereisevenafranchiseofTheCave(tm)!Youimaginethesatisfactionofthrowingarockthroughtheplateglasswindow.What'sthegood?MartinHeidegger:"Whatisatissueinboredomisawhil
e,awhiling,apeculiarremaining,enduringÉ.Aconfrontationwithtime."158.Youaresitting,forexample,atyourPlaystation,withastackofgamestochoosefrom.Theflightwaslongandtedious,andnowyouarehomefree.YouputinStateofEmergency,ifonlyfo
rthepleasureofwatchingtheautomatedriotoftwohundrednon-playercharactersransackthemallinwhichthegamebegins.YouchooseChaosratherthanRevolutionmode,soyoucantrashtheplacewithoutworryingaboutmissionsandobjectives.Whilefairlyagre
eablebeatspound,youpickupweapons,smashthings,thumpandarethumpedbysecurityandgangbangers,lookingforthemomenttotossthebomb.Still,youarebored.Butthisisadifferentkindofboredom.Attheairport,itwaseasytoblameitonthecircumstances.
Now,athomewhereyoucandowhateveryoulike,itisn'tanythingoranyone'sfault.Youputthegameaway,andwonderwhyyouarestill,stillbored.Heideggeragain:"WasIwhatwasboringmyself?"Perhapsitisnotthingsthatareclosedtome,butmyownbeing.159.Th
enagain,perhapsitsnotthingsthatareboringyou,norevenyourselfthatisboringyou.Perhapsthereissomethingelse.Somethingyoucan'tputyourfingeron.Youarebored.Whyfightit?Whynotjustdeclareit?IggyPop:"I'mthechairmanofthebored!"Perhapsh
ereonecanthinkthrougheverydayboredomtoaboredomofHeideggerianprofundity,andconfronttemporalityitself!Boredomcouldbethetunetowhichoneturnstowardstheory.PhilosopherofboredomLarsSvendsen:"Theessentialdifferencebetweentheboreda
ndthe'theoretical'gazeisthattheformeristheresultofaninvoluntarylossofmeaning,whilethetheoreticalgazedeliberatelyremovesit."Startingwiththisevermorepresenteverydayboredom,onemightfollowHeideggeroutofthemallandintothesacredg
rovesofacertainbrandoftheory.160.PauseStateofEmergencyandtakethatHeideggerbookthatyouboughtonyourtravelsoutofyourbackpack.Idlyflippingthoughitspages,youfindthatHeidegger'sboredom,strangelyenough,haslevels.Thinkingthroughfr
omoneleveltothenextpresents,ashewillsayagainandagain,tasks,tasks,stillmoretasks.Thesetasksareorganizedasamazeofpathsandstillmorepaths.It'salltasksandpaths,tasksandpaths.Tothegimleteyeofthegamer,thistheorystartstolookjustli
keanothergame.Levelone:NewbieBoredom.Leveltwo:MoreBoredom.Levelthree:ProfoundBoredom.Bonuslevels:World,Finitude,Solitude.Hisbookisastrategyguidefortheoryasagameofbeing.Agamewhich,likeanyother,positslevelingupasagoalinitsel
f,approachingtheever-recedingbigbadbossoftimeitself.Acannymoveforagamertheoryisalwaystorefuseanysuchgamewhichclaimstotranscendgamespace.StepoutsideTheCave(tm)andwhatdoyoufind?Anothercave,disguisedasanexit.BettertoreturntoT
heCave(tm),playthegameandtrytofinditsform.BacktoStateofEmergency:it'saboringgameinmanyways,butthatmaybeitscharm.OneimaginesBenjaminandHannahandtheothercharactersonesocarefullycultivatesinTheSimsgettingsoboredtheyjointhemay
hem,smashingwindows,lootingbigscreenTVsoftheirdreams.161.Whatifboredomhaslesstodowiththeessenceoftimeandmoretodowithparticularqualitiesofspace?Benjamin(theSim):"Boredomisthebasisoftheallegorithmicinsightintotheworld.Boredo
mlayswastetotheappealofthegameasgame,andcallsattentiontotheambiguousrelationofgametogamespace."Boredomisn'talonging,alengtheningoftime.Itisaspaceyfeeling,ofbeingspacedout.Whatisboringisaspaceinwhicheitheronecannotact,orone
'sactionsamounttonothing-waitingatanairportmall,orchoosingonemoreorlessidenticalgameoveranother.Whenyouarebored,evenhomefeelslikeawaitingroom.GangofFour:"Athomeshefeelslikeatourist."Whatdisplacesboredomisthecapacitytoactin
awaythattransformsasituation.Itdoesn'tmatterthattheChaosmodeinStateofEmergencyispointless.Itdisplacesabitofthegamer'sboredominamaking-overofgamerandgame,changingthespacethegamercanaccess,extendingtheplaceoftheriotfromtheCa
pitolMalltoChinatowntoDowntowntotheCorporateCenter,changingthepowersofthegamertochangethespaceitself.Atleastwithintheconfinesofthegame,atleastforawhile.Whenitstopsworking-bootupanothergame.162.Asthegamerbecomesattunedtothe
game,gamerandgamebecomeoneevent,onebattle,oneaction;anoscillatingbetweenthelinedividingselffromother,andthelineconnectingthemasonesubstance.Ifthelinedividingprovidesamomentofautonomousself;thelineconnectingprovidesamomento
fselflesspurpose.Ingames,actionhasitslimits.Itisanendlessbit-flipbetweentargeter,targetingandtarget.Andyetatleastiteffectsatransformationofgamerandgame.Gamesarearepositoryforacertainatopianlabor,whichhasthepowertoconfrontt
henecessityofitsownchoosing.Gamesdonotofferacontemplativeresponsetoboredom.Ifanything,topologymakeslaboralltoocontemplative.Rather,gamesareaspaceforaction,theyrestorealostqualityofthetopical,whereHomer'sheroesstruttedtheir
stuff,intheparadoxicalformofapuretopology.Allthescopeforactionthatgamespacebothpromisesanddeniesisrestoredinthegame.HencethedoubleeffectofStateofEmergency.It'sbackstoryisanallegoryofnegationanddestruction-inthepre-releasev
ersion,thebadguyswereevencalledtheAmericanTradeOrganization.Andyetasanallegorithm,itispurposeful,constructive.Theimagesdon'tmatter;thestoryisjustanalibi.Underneathitisagamelikeanyothergame,builtoutofarbitraryrules,butwhich
onemakesone'sown.163.ForHeideggeramoveawayfromameditationontimeitselftothinkingabouthowoneactsinaparticularspaceisaretrogradestep,backtoatbesta"higherformofjournalism"oratworsta"fashionablephilosophy",whichsetsoutwhatiscon
temporary,butdoesnotmovebeyondthesurfacesofthepresent.Itdivertsyoufromthegameofreflectiononyourownbeingandinsteadassignsyouaroleintheworld.Inthiscase,theroleofthegamer.Heidegger:"Havewebecometooinsignificanttoourselvesthat
werequirearole?WhydowefindnomeaningforourselvesanymoreÉ?Isitbecauseanindifferenceyawnsatusoutofallthings,anindifferencewhosegroundswedonotknow?Yetwhocanspeakinsuchawaywhenworldtrade,technologyandtheeconomyseizeholdofmanand
keephimmoving?"Perhapsthisispreciselywherethegamerfindsawaytospeak,to'dotheory'(howeverfashionableorjournalistic).Isitnotthisspace-thistopologyoftradeandtech-thatisintimatelyconnectedtothepersistenceandpervasivenessofbored
om?164.Boredomnolongeraffectsjusttherestlessyoungortheidlerich.GamespaceoffersnothingtoanybodybuttheSisypheanlaborofrollingtherocktothetop,untilthisarbitrarynecessityabates.Thenwhat?One'sactionsatthecrestofthehillbecomeuse
less,indifferent-boring.StateofEmergencyrestoresaroletoac</